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7 Rules of the Pressroom

September 21, 2010

1. life is not just about printing

2. try something new

3. rye bread is actually pretty good

4. beards may not be longer than the managers beard*

5. keep moving, stay clam

6. no whistling dixie

7. bring your own fruit

Sincerely,
The Manager

* beards are to be measured by an independent third party from the floor up, on tuesdays, between 10:00am and 10:10am. if a third party is unavailable, a party ball may be used. please be on time and please come clean. the storage of scraps will not be tolerated. tools are ok. don’t forget your permit.

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